When zombies attack!

Bristol city council ready for undead invasion

An annual training schedule for designated officers is in place, the document reveals. “To avoid public panic, this is billed as a gaming festival,” the report says and adds that staff “fully qualified in zombie handling may qualify for partial exemption and accreditation in the training for handling pirate outbreaks and for spotting the difference between genuine hot air balloons and evil, giant, floaty space aliens.”